| I took my darling out to the aquarium
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| sea creatures stared at us and we stared back at them
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| my baby freaked when she peeked at that 8-legged blob with a beak
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| she was too scared to speak
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| i said don’t be upset it’s only an octopus
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| don’t bother it and i’m sure it won’t bother us please don’t be upset my darling, please don’t get upset
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| my baby came riding to meet me one time
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| on the crowed last car of the downtown-bound 9
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| she was brave but she caved
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| when the train was delayed
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| it was just the last straw in her hard busy day
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| i said don’t get upset 'cuz it’s not a catastrophe
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| nothing will happen and soon you’ll be back with me please don’t be upset my darling, please don’t be upset
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| my gal’s got a headhache, her ankle is hurting too
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| boots she bought gave her a rash & her winsdom tooth
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| is coming in and it’s damp out and she’s having cramps and she’s so mad at me cuz i didn’t shave
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| i said don’t be upset i know you’re feeling sensitive
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| i’ll try to be kinder and be more attentive
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| please don’t be upset my darling please don’t get upset
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| darling i said, i’m gonna be 27 soon
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| i’ve only got rejection letters and a sense of impending doom
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| i think it’s too late for me all the comic companies hate me and i try but it’s always the same
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| i guess my art is just lame and it’s strange but still somehow i’m
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| always not suiting their needs at this time
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| and she said… don't be upset,
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| you know that you’re wonderful
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| just keep on trying …(actually what she really said was)
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| all you ever wanna talk about is your self and your comic books and your album
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| and your tour
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| and everytime i see your friends they just ask me where you are again and it hurts
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| it makes me feel like dirt
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| i’m just gonna write where you are on my shirt
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| and i said don’t be upset, don’t be in a bad mood
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| let’s just go to a show and hang out and feel good
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| come on please don’t be upset my darling, please don’t be upset,
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| i’ll do anything baby, just don’t be upset. |