| The aliens came and they said to me.
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| «You're gonna kick ass in this galaxy.»
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| They gave me the tool that i need to win,
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| so listen to my song and let the tale begin.
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| «A major battle will be heading your way
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| it’s on you to save your planet’s.» |
| what the aliens say.
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| They gave me the suit and they returned to the sky,
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| and said «You really gotta win or everyone’s gonna die.»
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| I got one job to do.
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| Save the world, save the world!
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| And I’ll be so cool,
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| and I will get the girl, and bask in fame,
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| and everyone will know the name!
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| Lazer Team!
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| I’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam.
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| Planet’s dream!
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| Oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now!
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| Safety helmets are for kids on bikes,
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| Being brainy’s cool but i’m the one who brings in the likes!
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| Your shield can block and your boots can run,
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| but i’m the one who’s gonna blow it up cause i got the gun!
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| I got one job to do.
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| Save the world, save the world!
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| And I’ll be so cool.
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| and I know that there’s no ‘I' in ‘team'
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| but the ‘z' in ‘lazer' must be me!
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| Lazer Team!
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| i’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam.
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| Planet’s dream!
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| oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now!
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| Tonight,
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| Before the morning light shines.
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| Tonight, oh tonight.
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| I’ll be the one that saves your life.
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| And it’s not that I don’t wanna bang you,
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| I absolutely do.
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| But I also like you,
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| I’m gonna try to
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| be a stud that’s true.
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| Lazer Team!
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| I’m gonna drop your punk ass with a laser beam.
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| Planet’s dream!
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| Oh a hero like me but i’m here to save you now! |