Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 99 Problems, artist - Jay-Z. Date of issue: 31.12.2009
Song language: English
99 Problems |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol |
| Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed |
| Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes" |
| I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those |
| If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos |
| You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough |
| I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole |
| If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward |
| I got beef with radio if I don't play they show |
| They don't play my hits I don't give a shit SO |
| Rap mags try and use my black ass |
| So advertisers can give 'em |
| More cash for ads, fuckers |
| I don't know what you take me as, |
| Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has |
| I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| 99 problems but the bitch aint one |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| The year's '94 and my trunk is raw |
| In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law |
| I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm) |
| Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor |
| Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay. |
| Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case |
| So I...pull over to the side of the road |
| I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?" |
| Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? |
| Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know |
| Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? |
| "Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' " |
| "Liscense and registration and step out of the car" |
| "Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are" |
| I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit |
| "Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" |
| Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back |
| And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that |
| "Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?" |
| "Or somebody important or somethin'?" |
| Nah, I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit |
| Enough that you won't illegally search my shit |
| "We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come" |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| Now once upon a time not too long ago |
| A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe |
| This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy |
| But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me |
| I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord |
| Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform |
| You know the type loud as a motor bike |
| But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight |
| The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin |
| He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain |
| And there I go trapped in the kit kat again |
| Back through the system with the riff raff again |
| Fiends on the floor scratchin again |
| Paparazzi's with they cameras snappin them |
| D.A. |
| tried to give the nigga shaft again |
| Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African |
| All because this fool was harrasin' them |
| Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin |
| But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun |
| I got 99 problems being a bitch ain't one. |
| Hit me |
| 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one |
| If you havin girl problems |
| I feel bad for you son |
| I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one |
| Hit me |
| You're crazy for this one Rick |
| It's your boy |