| Have you ever heard the tale of
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| The noblest of gentlemen who rose up from squalor?
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| Tall, dark, and decked out in customary regalia
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| Smellin' like paraphernalia
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| Hailin' from the home of Mahalia
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| His uptown smile was gold like a Frankie Beverly day
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| His favorite song from Prince was not «Raspberry Beret»
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| It was «Sometimes It Snows In April»
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| He was brought up by the faithful
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| In the cage of every unclean bird, ungrateful and hateful
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| The legend of the clandestine reverend from the Bricks
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| With the master’s grip to pull the sleeping giant out the ditch
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| And I ain’t even have to wiggle my nose like Bewitched
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| I just up-shift to six, convert the V4 to a broomstick
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| Though I tarry through the valley of death, my Lord give me pasture
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| If you want to be a master in life, you must submit to a master
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| I was born to lock horns with the Devil at the brink of the hereafter
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| Me, the socket, the plug, and universal adapter
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| The prodigal son who went from his own vomit
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| To the top of the mountain with five pillars and a sonnet
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| The autobiography read Quranic
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| Spread love like Kermit the Frog, that permeate the fog
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| I’m at war like the Dukes of Hazzard against the Bosses of the Hogs
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| Gip-Gip-Giggity,
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| Alchemist put the icing on the soliloquy
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| Let it be forever known that I niced up to pen something considerably
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| Jay Electollah Flomeini mainly is support mainly
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| The fatwa he issued on al-Shayṭān was delivered plainly
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| It’s the day of Qiyāmah
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| To the believers, I bring you tidings of joy
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| But if you want beef, I’ll filet mignon ya
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| You could catch me bummy as fuck or decked out in designer
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| On I-10 West to the desert, on a Diavel like a recliner
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| Listen to everything from a lecture
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| From the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan
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| To Serge Gainsbourg or Madonna or a podcast on piranhas
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| What a time we livin' in, just like the scripture says
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| Earthquakes, fires, and plagues, the resurrection of the dead
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| I’m a miracle born with imperial features
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| I’m a page turner, sage burner, Santeria
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| Chongón, December baby, my Orishas
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| Saint Hov, story takes place in ancient Egypt
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| They’ll cut off the nose to spite their face, they’ll steal ya Jesus
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| I can’t tell Hattie White that blue-eyed version is make believe stuff
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| She throw me out the house, say, «Ye deliver us from this heathen»
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| I say that to Ms. Tina, she’ll sneeze at sun, her photic reflex
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| They both had straightening combs, little did they know
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| I hold the heat next
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| Neither tool can be used to fix our defects
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| P. S. we born perfect, fuck all the B. S
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| Everybody wanna be us for real, we just gotta see us
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| Insha’Allah
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| I tried to turn a page
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| , over a zillion times |