| You walked out and told the whole town we were over
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| And now you’re scratchin' like a dog at my door cause you want back in
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| Your eyes are all red from apologizing,
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| But you ain’t the only one here that’s been lyin'
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| I’ve got a few little secrets of my own
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| Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
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| When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
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| And this one is really gonna blow your mind
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| Every time you thought that you were king of the night — surprise
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| That’s right, I faked it.
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| I think this might be the first time I’ve seen you speechless
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| Lookin' all confused wonderin' if what I said was the truth
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| Well a woman’s mind is a complicated thing
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| Can’t always believe everything you say — surprise
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| Hmm, I faked it.
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| Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it
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| The dog ate it
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| I was yellin' rock star when you were playin' your guitar
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| Yeah, well I was faking that too
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| Every time you thought that you were doing things right
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| I was just too tired to even put up a fight — surprise |
| That’s right, I faked it
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| Oh yeah, oh yeah
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| Every time I smiled and said I loved your momma, I faked it
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| When I told you baby no need to lose weight, yeah I was fakin' that too
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| And this one is really gonna blow your mind
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| Every time you thought that you were king of the night — surprise
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| That’s right, I might, have I?, hmm, bye bye, I faked it. |