Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Welcome to Acousticville, artist - Janis Ian.
Date of issue: 31.08.1997
Song language: English
Welcome to Acousticville |
It was a long, long road |
It was a big deep hole |
And then the axle broke |
I barely had time to work up a sweat |
When my poor Corvette went up in smoke |
I was glued to the seat, I was dying of the heat |
Then the water jug spilled |
Right onto the desert sand |
I got down on my hands and knees |
And said «Do what you will» |
There was a voice from the dunes |
In the noonday sun |
She handed me a pamphlet |
Said «Make sure you read it» |
And started back the way she had come |
It said — welcome to Acousticville |
Welcome to the place where time stands still |
You can drink your blues neat or on ice |
You can pay your dues any way you like |
Welcome to Acousticville |
It was a big mirage |
Or maybe her garage |
Just looked like a Motel Six |
She checked me in over there |
Wearing nothing but her hair |
And a couple of candlesticks |
She had long, long teeth |
It was a huge relief that my door had a chain |
It was an ordinary bed |
It had a sign that said «You can steal this stain» |
Not an outlet in sight, not a lamp, not a light |
And it was coming on night |
I was sleeping on the floor |
When she slithered through the door |
And whispered «Baby did you lose your appetite» |
She said — welcome to Acousticville |
Welcome to the place where time stands still |
Ain’t no bass, ain’t no drums |
Ain’t no waste, just two opposable thumbs |
Welcome to Acousticville |
Gary Davis, Sippie Wallace, Furry Lewis |
Muddy Waters they were laying by the pool |
Robert Johnson, Libba Cotton, Willie Dixon |
Charlie Christian and his children, too |
In between the lotion and chlorine |
Jimi Hendrix played a Martin D-18 |
And we all joined in as he began to scream |
«Welcome to Acousticville» |
I had a real good time |
Good food, good wine |
I got my appetite back |
But whenever I told her I wanted to leave |
She’d get so mean |
She’d peel the paint off a Cadillac |
«Wait a minute!"I said |
«I don’t recall being dead |
«Though I am white as a ghost» |
She looked me right in the eye |
Said «You think you’re alive |
«But baby, God only knows» |
And that’s the thing I love about the blues |
You can’t predict who it is gonna choose |
But it’s an honor that you really can’t refuse |
Welcome to Acousticville |
Welcome to Acousticville |
Welcome to Acousticville… |