Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song My Autobiography, artist - Janis Ian.
Date of issue: 05.02.2006
Song language: English
My Autobiography |
I know you and I’ll agree |
What this world needs is a lot more me Well, I have got the remedy |
Gonna write my autobiography |
I’ve led a fascinating life |
Had a husband and a wife |
But you will truly be amazed |
At just how humble I have stayed |
Enough about me, let’s talk about you |
What do you think of me You must feel such gratitude |
That you will get to read |
My autobiography |
My life doesn’t have a very good plot |
Guess I’ll have to lie a lot |
Should be easy to make things up There’s no one left to call my bluff |
A lot of my old friends have passed on The rest did drugs and their memory’s gone |
So I’ll write my own history |
In my autobiography |
I’ll say I slept with a Kennedy |
Don’t remember which one |
They all looked the same to me Or they did when we got done |
Maybe they’ll film it for TV |
I wonder who they’ll cast as me Should be somebody I look like |
Sigourney Weaver’d be all right |
Gonna be hard to deal with fame |
Once the whole world knows my name |
But I’ll stay humble and grateful to All the little people like you |
A thousand pages more of me And all I’ve said and done |
It will be my legacy |
And that’s just volume one |
Of my autobiography |