| Married in London |
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| We’re married in London |
| But not in New York |
| Spain says we’re Kosher |
| The States say we’re pork |
| We wed in Toronto |
| The judge said «Amen» |
| And when we got home |
| We were single again |
| It’s hard being married |
| And living in sin |
| Sometimes I forget |
| Just which state I am in |
| Thank God I’m not Catholic |
| I’d be a mess |
| Trying to figure out |
| What to confess |
| My passport in Sweden |
| Says I’ve got a wife |
| Amsterdam tells me |
| I’m partnered for life |
| But back in America |
| Land of the free |
| I’m a threat to |
| The national security |
| If I were a frog |
| Here is what I would say |
| It’s hard being green |
| It’s hard being gay |
| But love has no color |
| And hearts have no sex |
| So love where you can |
| And bugger the rest |
