
Date of issue: 05.02.2006
Song language: English
Crocodile Song |
There was a lady name of Annie May |
She fell in love at the zoo one day |
That crocodile with the big white smile |
Stole her very heart away |
The courtship was brief but quite intense |
Once he got under the barbed wire fence |
On the honeymoon night |
She turned on the light |
And said «darling meaning no offense…» |
«Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge |
«No way I’ll do the hokey pokey with you» |
So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two |
It’s amazing what love can do |
It’s amazing what love can do |
They had a son and named him Rocky, of course |
He fell for a gal on the police force |
She was impressed with his bullet proof vest |
So they let the romance run its course |
They rented a room at the Hotel Ritz |
They sat on the edge of the bed and kissed |
She took off her blues, he took off his shoes |
It was then she almost called it quits |
She said «Good God Almighty, those nails are huge |
«No hanky panky, or it’s jail for you» |
So he pulled them all out |
Just as fast as he could chew |
It’s amazing what love can do |
It’s amazing what love can do |
I swear every word of my tale is true |
You better be careful, it could happen to you |
Nobody knows where true love grows |
'Til they stand in someone else’s shoes |
Good God Almighty, it’s a funny old world |
Boys will be boys and girls’ll be girls |
The whole darn thing is just one big zoo |
And it’s amazing what love can do |
It’s amazing what love can do |
It’s amazing what love can do |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Sweet Misery | 1967 |
In the Winter | 1975 |
Breaking Silence | 1993 |
Between the Lines | 1975 |
Stars | 1974 |
Johnny I Hardly Knew Ye | 2007 |
Have Mercy, Love | 1979 |
Dead Men Walking | 2004 |
Streetlife Serenaders | 1978 |
My Mama's House | 1978 |
Hopper Painting | 1978 |
I Need to Live Alone Again | 1978 |
Silly Habits | 1978 |
The Bridge | 1978 |
Some People | 1978 |
Tonight Will Last Forever | 1978 |
That Grand Illusion | 1978 |
Pick Yourself Up ft. Cy Coleman, Janis Ian, Gerry Mulligan | 1987 |
Mountain Greenery ft. Cy Coleman, Janis Ian, Gerry Mulligan | 1987 |
New York State of Mind ft. Cy Coleman, Janis Ian, Gerry Mulligan | 1987 |