| Everything reminds me of my dog
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| The guy in the store reminds me of my dog
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| Telephones remind me of my dog… Yoohoo
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| Taxicabs remind me too
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| If you remind me of my dog
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| We’ll probably git along little doggie
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| Git along git along little doggie git a…
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| Smiling at strangers reminds me of my dog
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| (better let them know you’re friendly)
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| The way people dress reminds me too
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| Pissing on their favourite tree
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| Sad things remind me of my dog
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| Cockroaches and other insects
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| Remind me too, don’t eat them
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| The blank expression of the little boy
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| With thick glasses who picks
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| Himself up from the sidewalk
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| And stands there blinking in the sun
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| Ho oh!
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| If you remind me of my dog
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| We’ll probably git along little doggie
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| Git along git along little doggie git a…
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| Like the man on the subway
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| Sitting across from me
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| And every time I looked at him he smiled
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| And by the time
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| I got to the end of the subway line
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| I 'd given him at least… Oh… 25 cookies
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| Guys in bars remind me of my dog
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| The way it takes you so long
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| To choose the perfect table
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| If you remind me of my dog
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| We’ll probably git along little doggie
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| Git along git along little doggie git a…
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| Me and my ferocious dog
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| We’re walking down the street
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| And everyone we meet says
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| «ach yer a goot doogie…
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| «ach yer a goot doogie…»
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| «ach yer a goot doogie…»
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| Except when we go for a walk
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| To get the Sunday paper
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| I stand there and read the headlines
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| He reads the wind
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| Sometimes he hits a funny smell and laughs
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| I hate it when he does that- I feel so dumb
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| What? |
| What? |
| I say
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| Everything reminds me of my dog
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| Beautiful things
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| Sunsets remind me of my dog
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| Gina go to your window
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| Einstein reminds me of me dog
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| I want to pat his fluffy head
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| This whole world reminds me of my dog
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| My dog reminds me of this whole world
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| Do I remind you of a dog? |
| (thump thump)
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| I do? |
| (faster thump thump)
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| Skyscrapers remind me of my dog
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| Sitting in the tall grass waiting for a rabbit
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| Guys in red cameros too
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| It’s getting to be a habit
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| Artists remind me of my dog
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| Staking out their originality on the nearest tree
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| Old folks remind me of my dog
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| My dog reminds old people of their dogs
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| (Barfy, Ruffo, Beanhead)
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| Gina says I remind her of the dog
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| The that way I just did that
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| Golfers teeing off remind me of my dog
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| The way he sits by me and shifts on his front paws
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| What is it you want? |
| Look at it…
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| Do you want to go for a walk? |
| Do you want a cookie?
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| Do you want me to dial the number for you? |