| MILLY
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| Oh it sets your senses in a whirl.
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| Dudin' up to go and see your girl.
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| Oh, it’s fun to hunt and shoot a gun,
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| Or to catch a rabbit on the run
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| But you’ll find it’s twice as sportin' goin' courtin'.
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| Now there’s lots o' things you gotta know
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| Be sure the parlor light is low
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| Y' sidle up and squeeze her hand
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| Let me tell you fella’s that is grand.
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| You hem and haw a little while
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| She gives you kinda half a smile.
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| You cuddle up she moves away
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| Then the strategy comes into play.
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| If you find it hard to break the ice
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| Here’s a little feminine advice.
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| Roll your eyes and heave a little sigh.
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| Grunt and groan like you’re about to die.
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| That is what’s known as emotin' goin' courtin'!
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| BENJAMIN
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| (spoken)
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| how 'bout sparkin'
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| MILLY
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| (spoken)
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| and parlor’s darkin'
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| And you’re longing for a fond embrace
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| GIDEON
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| (spoken)
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| What about pettin'
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| EPHRAIM
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| And sofa settin'
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| CALEB
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| (spoken)
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| Ah, suppose she up and slaps your face?
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| MILLY
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| Just remember «blessed are the meek»
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| Don’t forget to turn the other cheek,
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| Pretty soon you’ll both be larkin',
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| Goin' sparkin'?
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| Goin' dancin'
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| BOYS
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| Goin' dancin'?
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| MILLY
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| At a fancy ball or minuet.
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| Goin' dancin',
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| You’ll impress her with your etiquette.
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| FRANK
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| (spoken)
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| You mean that men are learnin' how to dance?
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| MILLY
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| Yes, it came direct from Paris, France
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| It’ll help your romancin' goin' dancin'.
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| (endings differ between the musical and movie)
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| BROTHERS
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| Oh, it sees your senses in a whirl
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| Goin' courtin', goin' courtin'
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| Duddin' up to go and see your girl.
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| Oh it’s fun to shoot a gun
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| Or to catch a rabbit on the run,
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| But you’ll find it’s twice as sportin'
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| Goin' courtin'.
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| MILLY
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| (spoken)
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| Keep your fishin'
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| BROTHERS
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| (spoken)
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| And fussin'
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| MILLY
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| (spoken)
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| And fightin'
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| BROTHERS
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| (spoken)
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| And cussin'
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| ALL
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| (spoken)
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| And trappin'
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| (sung)
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| 'Cause we’re goin' courtin'!
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| GIDEON
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| (spoken)
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| keep your dancin'
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| FRANK
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| (spoken)
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| And huntin'
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| DANIEL
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| (spoken)
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| And shootin'
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| BROTHERS
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| (spoken)
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| And fightin'
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| ALL
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| (spoken)
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| And trappin'
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| (sung)
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| 'Cause we’re goin' courtin'! |