| The little old lady from Tijuana
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| She knows how but she don’t wanna
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| If you ever see her around
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| She’ll pick you up and she’ll put you down
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| Everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger
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| Than the little old lady from Tijuana
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| She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair
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| She’s the terror of everyone that is a square
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| It’s the little old lady from Tijuana
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| (Ay! Ay!)
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| Everybody wonders what she’s got in her pot now
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| You can bet your hauraches that it’s worth a lot now
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| She’s got a bunch of bananas that’ll blow your mind
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| Two for a nickel and one for a dime
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| And everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger
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| Than the little old lady from Tijuana
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| She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair
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| She’s the terror of everyone that is a square
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| It’s the little old lady from Tijuana
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| She’s got a mule drawn cart that’s really a groove now
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| If the cops try to stop her she can really move now
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| She whips a little hay on her ass
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| Man this chick is really a gas
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| And everybody knows that there’s nobody stronger
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| Than the little old lady from Tijuana
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| She’ll curl your nose and she’ll pull your hair
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| She’s the terror of everyone that is a square
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| It’s the little old lady from Tijuana
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| Go granny, go granny, go granny, go |