| Juveniles, hide your porno mags
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| The girl’s got problems at her yard so she’s packing up her bags full of rags
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| Her man got down from Po Na Na
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| While the Madre still in the kitchen smokes a 20-deck fags
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| Body bags come back on planes from wartorn Iraq
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| It’s the stark naked truth, a dark aftermath
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| Baby T, the juice and the dog just barks
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| Remember man the bully always had the last laugh
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| It was a blast last night down the old 12 Bar
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| White socks, black shoes with the ballads in the car
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| With a lump in the throat she won’t understand
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| Twos on a cigarette it’s all blah blah
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| Bloody obli obla dah glug down liquor
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| Life goes on for all the daytrippers
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| Starts off small but it’s gonna get bigger
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| By the end of this letter it may all be better
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| Well she’s always asking with the who, where and how
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| The girls say ooh la la Well if I had another chance I’d do it differently now
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| And the girls say ooh la la la la la la la From Trafalger Square where the crackpipe reeking
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| To in your dark damp flat, the ceiling’s leaking
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| You fell in love when you first started chatting
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| But got so bored cause she never stopped speaking
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| Consider this son on the bad behaviour
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| He’s keeping all the freebies, delivering the papers
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| You hate us, shake down fakers
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| Oh, you’ll never get nowhere
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| Cause I’m the pacemaker
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| (Keepup, runny runny run run)
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| Pretty please me, oh, she’s easy on the eye
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| Some say that today only the good young die
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| Ipee-oh-kai-yay, it’s been right good day
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| I wanna ask questions but I don’t mean to pry
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| this bar?
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| You started your race, Jonny Cockeral wants his money
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| Give up the man he’s a fruit and nut bar
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| (I'm serious, he’s a real nutter)
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| Oh, I gotta see the GP, coughing up lungs
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| Doc says stop or you’re going die young
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| I haven’t even started to do what I done
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| You young don’t listen, you just carry on Well, we heard it before when your song got sung
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| Get a grip son
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| Why?
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| Cause you’re always drunken
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| We’re not captains just skivvy sunken
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| Humdrum drum, drum, live fast die young
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| Mr Skin stumbling, the road rocky
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| Trespassers on the private property
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| Remember back then it was the ranter banter
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| Young sons watched their young Pas get cancer
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| Vagabond Sandy crying out for he missed her
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| Missed her so much that he went drank the brewery
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| So sing-a-long Sam this is a song about you
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| We all went out and we got pissed-ola
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| I don’t wanna fight he’s a right big cunt
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| But the fellas say go on my son, my son
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| It’s all a bit of fun 'til someone gets done
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| But the fellas say go on my son, my son
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| Well, I’m more likely to pick up and run
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| But the fellas say go on my son, my son
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| Ah fuck it, well, he’s a right big cunt
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| But I’ll knock him one, fuck that
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| Run, run |