| Beer cans to the ceiling
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| Ashtray on the floor
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| Laundry on the sofa
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| Need I say more?
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| I walked out with my hair wet
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| I caught one awful cold
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| Should’ve been more careful
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| Should’a done like I was told
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| I can’t believe it
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| How could it be?
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| Just like you said could happen
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| So it did to me
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| Just when I might have seen the light of day
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| I crossed my eyes 'til they stayed that way
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| I keep my distance as best I can
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| Livin' out my time here in Never Never Land
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| And I can’t grow up
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| 'Cause I’m too old now
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| I guess I really did it this time Mom
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| The boogie man came calling
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| I said I wasn’t home
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| He didn’t believe me
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| He wasn’t alone
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| He had my number
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| He got my goat
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| He bought my ticket
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| He paid off my note
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| And he left in a hurry
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| Said he couldn’t stay
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| I guess he had his reasons
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| I’m not the one to say
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| I keep my distance as best I can
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| Livin' out my time here in Never Never Land
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| And I can’t grow up
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| 'Cause I’m too old now
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| I guess I really did it this time Mom
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| Lets go chase tornadoes
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| Just me and you
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| You don’t often catch 'em
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| But man when you do!
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| Just take my catch rope
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| And crawl out on the wing
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| We won’t come down 'til we own that thing
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| Then we’ll sit out on the front porch
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| Quiet as a mouse
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| One last time before they close on the house
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| We keep our distance as best we can
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| Havin' us a time here in Never Never Land
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| And we can’t grow up
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| We’re much too old now
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| I guess we really did it this time Mom
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| I guess we really did it this time Mom
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| I guess we really did it |