| Ladies and gentlemen, here’s my disease
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| Give me a standing ovation and your sympathy
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| Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| See the jeaned genie on his high-wire act
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| At the back of his mind lies a suicide pact
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| Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| See the young men itching to burn
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| Waiting for their own star turn
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| Needing danger, a war would do
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| If they can’t let it out, they’ll pick on you
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| Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| See Houdini and his underwater tricks
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| You were sitting at the front, hoping his locks would stick
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| Watch Knievel hit the 17th bus
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| You got crushed in the souvenir rush
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| Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| I said poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| See the young men itching to burn
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| Waiting for their own star turn
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| Needing danger, a war would do
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| If they can’t let it out, they’ll pick on you
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| Poor old Johnny Yen set himself on fire again
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| Ladies and gentlemen, here’s my disease
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| Give me a standing ovation and your sympathy
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| Come on, somebody, finish him off please
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| Put the poor fool out of his misery, will you
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| Can’t you see he’s had enough?
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| Finish him off, somebody
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| Next! |