Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hairy Hypochondriac, artist - James Gang. Album song Straight Shooter, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 30.06.1972
Record label: A Geffen Records Release;
Song language: English
Hairy Hypochondriac |
Somebody find me a wheelchair |
I’m feeling kind of faint today |
I got beriberi and a whooping cough |
I think I’m gonna fade away |
I got a case of yellow fever |
I get it every other week |
My gums swell up with the scurvy |
It gets so hard to speak |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
Hurry up and call the doctor |
I think I got the mumps again |
Bring me morphine, mama, and some codeine, papa |
Read the last rites, my friend |
Now I think I’m seeing double |
My heart don’t seem to beat |
Checking for scarlet fever |
Being sick sure ain’t neat |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
Medicare, Allsup, and Blue Cross |
Never seem to be enough |
I got a paid-up suite in a hospital |
Good gosh of mine, things are rough |
Ever since I was a baby |
Mama said «The boy ain’t well!» |
I know that things ain’t one bit better |
'Cause my health’s all shot to hell |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
Hey, doc! |
I got this pain all over my left leg! |
Does that mean my arm is gonna fall off? |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
Hey, doc! |
It’s about these spots in front of my eyes |
What is it, malaria? |
Am I going blind? |
What is it? |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
I can’t seem to turn my neck around. |
What does that mean? |
Have I got a whiplash or something? |
Stretcher! |
Medic! |
Corpsman! |
Help! |
Help! |
I got a bad case of sneeze |
I got wobbly knees |
Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |