| Somebody find me a wheelchair
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| I’m feeling kind of faint today
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| I got beriberi and a whooping cough
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| I think I’m gonna fade away
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| I got a case of yellow fever
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| I get it every other week
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| My gums swell up with the scurvy
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| It gets so hard to speak
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac
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| Hurry up and call the doctor
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| I think I got the mumps again
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| Bring me morphine, mama, and some codeine, papa
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| Read the last rites, my friend
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| Now I think I’m seeing double
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| My heart don’t seem to beat
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| Checking for scarlet fever
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| Being sick sure ain’t neat
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac
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| Medicare, Allsup, and Blue Cross
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| Never seem to be enough
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| I got a paid-up suite in a hospital
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| Good gosh of mine, things are rough
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| Ever since I was a baby
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| Mama said «The boy ain’t well!»
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| I know that things ain’t one bit better
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| 'Cause my health’s all shot to hell
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac
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| Hey, doc! |
| I got this pain all over my left leg!
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| Does that mean my arm is gonna fall off?
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac
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| Hey, doc! |
| It’s about these spots in front of my eyes
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| What is it, malaria? |
| Am I going blind? |
| What is it?
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac
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| I can’t seem to turn my neck around. |
| What does that mean?
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| Have I got a whiplash or something?
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| Stretcher! |
| Medic! |
| Corpsman! |
| Help! |
| Help!
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| I got a bad case of sneeze
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| I got wobbly knees
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| Just call me Hairy Hypochondriac |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Hairy Hypochondriac , by - James Gang. Song from the album Straight Shooter, in the genre Иностранный рок