Lyrics Lifeguard Life - Jam in the Van, The Sloppy Boys, Jam in the Van, The Sloppy Boys

Lifeguard Life

I’m on the beach, I’ve got a drink in my hand
I am the lifeguard and I got a great tan
I sit up high in my lifeguard chair
I shake my cocktail shaker in the sunny, sunny air
Everybody tells me lifeguards can’t drink on the beach
Well it’s a big part of my lifestyle
Might have to fire me
You’ve got to wave your hands
If you want to be seen
You’ve got to wave your hands
If you’re drowning on my beach
Lifeguard life
It’s a lifeguard life
My lazy little life is a lifeguard life
What’s that in the water?
Someone’s in trouble
But I just ate two cheeseburgers
Did I mention they were doubles?
All the parents are yelling at me
«You fool, my kid could have drowned»
Yeah but he didn’t everybody’s ok
So why don’t I pour another round?
Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok
Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok
You’ve got to make some noise
If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy
'Cause I really can’t hear you
While I’m DJ-ing this party
It’s a lifeguard life
It’s a lifeguard life
My lazy little life is a lifeguard life
Last night I dreamt of a party
With all of the other lifeguards
It’s all I ever wanted and today it came to be
They said I was the king of the beach
I said oh thank you, thank you
I hope no one’s in trouble out there
While the lifeguards have a party
Make some noise
If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy
'Cause I really can’t hear you
While I’m DJ-ing this party
Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa
Make some noise
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
Make some noise
Hey where’s my cocktail shaker?
Make some noise
In the water?
Make some noise
Well it looks like I’m taking a dip