| I’m on the beach, I’ve got a drink in my hand
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| I am the lifeguard and I got a great tan
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| I sit up high in my lifeguard chair
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| I shake my cocktail shaker in the sunny, sunny air
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| Everybody tells me lifeguards can’t drink on the beach
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| Well it’s a big part of my lifestyle
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| Might have to fire me
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| You’ve got to wave your hands
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| If you want to be seen
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| You’ve got to wave your hands
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| If you’re drowning on my beach
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| Lifeguard life
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| It’s a lifeguard life
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| My lazy little life is a lifeguard life
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| What’s that in the water?
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| Someone’s in trouble
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| But I just ate two cheeseburgers
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| Did I mention they were doubles?
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| All the parents are yelling at me
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| «You fool, my kid could have drowned»
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| Yeah but he didn’t everybody’s ok
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| So why don’t I pour another round?
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| Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok
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| Yeah but he didn’t everyone is ok
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| You’ve got to make some noise
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| If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy
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| 'Cause I really can’t hear you
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| While I’m DJ-ing this party
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| It’s a lifeguard life
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| It’s a lifeguard life
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| My lazy little life is a lifeguard life
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| Last night I dreamt of a party
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| With all of the other lifeguards
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| It’s all I ever wanted and today it came to be
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| They said I was the king of the beach
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| I said oh thank you, thank you
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| I hope no one’s in trouble out there
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| While the lifeguards have a party
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| Make some noise
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| If you’re stuck and the waves are choppy
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| 'Cause I really can’t hear you
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| While I’m DJ-ing this party
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| Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa
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| Make some noise
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| C’mon, c’mon, c’mon
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| Make some noise
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| Hey where’s my cocktail shaker?
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| Make some noise
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| In the water?
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| Make some noise
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| Well it looks like I’m taking a dip |