| All you ladies of the night
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| Stop buzzing my phone
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| I’m a happily married man
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| So just leave me alone
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| You’re never gonna do me
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| You’re never gonna screw me
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| You’re never gonna get a chance
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| To really stick it to me
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| I’m taken
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| And your shaken, shaken, shaken
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| I’m taken
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| And your aching, aching, aching
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| I won’t be making love
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| To no one but my wife
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| So keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| So keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| No, no, no
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| No, no, no, no, no no
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| No, no, hell no
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| No way
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| Last May I met a girl
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| Who was a chubby chaser
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| She chased me all the way
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| Off the California coast
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| And then I met her friend
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| Who was a chuckle fucker
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| I thanked the dear lord
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| She didn’t laugh at my jokes
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| Cause I’m taken
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| And your quaking, quaking, quaking
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| I’m taken
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| And your breaking, breaking, breaking
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| I won’t be making love
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| To no one but my wife
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| So keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| So keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| I hate it to break it to you hon
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| But you’re not getting me in bed
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| Unless you are the one
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| I’ve already wed
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| Apologies Christine Brinkley
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| I’m so sorry
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| Cause I’m taken
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| And your baking, baking, baking
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| I’m taken
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| And your forsaken, saken, saken
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| I won’t be making love
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| To no one but my wife
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| So keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| You keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| You keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| You keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| You keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass
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| You keep your mitts off my ass
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| You keep your dirty filthy mitts
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| Off my tight little ass |