| I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys
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| Getting turned down like a radio
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| I been sittin' here watching you
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| Thinking of one or two new ways to say no
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| But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas
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| You got one thing on your mind
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| And girl, with that body, can’t believe nobody’s
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| Asked you to dance all night
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| So let’s get ya out there on a hardwood
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| Spread around a little sawdust
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| Girl, let’s slide like a steel guitar should
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| Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
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| These boys don’t know how to two-step
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| Let’s show 'em how to honky-tonk
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| 'Cause I ain’t here to drop pickup lines
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| And you ain’t here to talk (Nah)
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| Step, step to the left
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| Step, step to the right
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| Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven
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| Where you’re hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?)
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| I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973
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| I could buy you another fruity drink
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| But you been drinkin' free here all night long
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| I’d rather use that money to keep the band country
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| Playin' your favorite songs
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| So let’s get ya out there on a hardwood
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| Spread around a little sawdust
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| Girl, let’s slide like a steel guitar should
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| Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
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| These boys don’t know how to two-step
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| Let’s show 'em how to honky-tonk
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| 'Cause I ain’t here to drop pickup lines
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| And you ain’t here to talk
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| Step, step to the left
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| Step, step to the right
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| (Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar)
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| Yeah, a little less conversation
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| Slide to the left, slide to the right
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| So let’s get ya out there on a hardwood
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| Spread around a little sawdust
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| Girl, let’s slide like a steel guitar should
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| Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
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| These boys don’t know how to two-step
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| Let’s show 'em how to honky-tonk
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| 'Cause I ain’t here to drop pickup lines
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| And you ain’t here to talk
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| Nah, I ain’t here to drop pickup lines
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| And you ain’t here to talk
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| Step, step to the left
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| Step, step to the right
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| Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here
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| Yeah, you haven’t seen 'em yet, just wait |