Lyrics Wunderfizz – “Attributes” - Jack Wall

Wunderfizz – “Attributes”

Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is
Haha, wonderful Wunderfizz soda
Wunderfizz may cause anal fissures
Sexual side effects in men and women
May cause elephantiasis of the uvula
Do not operate heavy machinery or consume pork or dairy products immediately
after consuming Wunderfizz
And if you’re over 50, please consult your physician before enjoying the
wonderful Wunderfizz family of sodas
Wunderfizz is more than a soda
But no one really knows what Wunderfizz is
Wonderful Wunderfizz
It’ll make you tinkle