Lyrics My Cat (94) - Jack Off Jill

My Cat (94)

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat.
When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he’s a pussy superstar!
My cat
Cool cat.
My cat is everywhere
Sees what he can see
He may not be an actor
He acts atrociously
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he’s a pussy superstar!
My cat is crazy
He’s everything to me
My cat burns the bible and he thinks its so funny
He isn’t very good
He isn’t very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of art.
He hates me as much as I hate you
My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat!
When I see him walking
Makes no sense to me
My cat is everywhere
We watch him on TV
My cat is amazing
He can play the guitar
He may not be an actor
But he’s a pussy superstar!
My cat is crazy
He’s everything to me
My cat burns the bible and he thinks its so funny
He isn’t very good
He isn’t very smart
He may not be Picasso
But he is a work of… art
My cat is handsome
He can play the guitar
He can break my arm in seven places
He can eat a whole watermelon!
My cat, my cat!