Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song PWNED, artist - Jace Hall.
Date of issue: 01.03.2010
Song language: English
PWNED |
You fucked up now, 'cause I’m in my zone |
Punk, sit back or you’ll get pwned |
Got no time for the wack noob clone |
I’m gettin' that fame, no more unknowns |
Playmates jock while you sitting at home |
All alone stroking your bone |
Porno smellin' like dad’s cologne |
You’re fake just like your girlfriend’s moans |
Like double D’s with silicone |
And this right here ain’t sticks and stones |
This right here is the Jace Hall Show |
Where middle fingers raise up slow |
And while you hate from your toilet bowl |
I get to interview Coco |
No go, dodo, you’re a clown, bozo |
Got the game world locked in a firm chokehold |
Laying vocals tight on the track solo |
Who knew my flow could be so cold? |
You’re comin' up short just like Frodo |
They lovin' me more than Mario |
I’m Nintendo, you’re Coleco |
You kiss my ass nice and slow |
Then kiss my HDFilms logo |
Guess what, noob? |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Take yo wack ass home |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Take yo wack ass home |
Don’t you see? |
I do this for fun |
My first name’s Number, last name’s One |
Your last name’s Fuck, your first name’s Dumb |
Get it? |
Dumb Fuck, uh! |
All you get from me is crumbs |
You still play Dora at 21? |
Come on, son, are you that dumb? |
I got my own controller, it weighs a ton |
Wanna play me? |
Too late, I won! |
Me and games like Earth and Sun |
Like DMC goes with the Run |
And 50 Cent goes with a gun |
I’m Duke Nukem, you’re Pokemon |
I’m pokin' fun at you hopeless bums |
While you’re choking on my hot dog bun |
I’m Donkey Kong at ComicCon |
Wrecking shit and dropping bombs |
Nachos and some Papa John’s |
Served to me by your fine ass mom |
In a purple thong with her big pompoms |
While she complains my dong’s too long |
Oh snap, that shit was wrong |
You’re crying now, you wanna' go home |
Shut up, noob! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Take yo wack ass home |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Now leave it alone |
I’m MTV and ABC |
Motherfucker, you can see my name on V |
I’m a do-or-die gamer, you can’t see me |
Hot ride, big crib and I ain’t no geek |
And I’m OG with the 360 |
PS1, 2 and 3 |
Like OMG, I am HD |
I’ll fuck you up, even on Wii |
Kick your ass with Chun-Li |
Kick your ass in any game you please |
Easy see me, my evil deeds |
Can even break the Assassin’s Creed |
You rock for free, I rock for a fee |
First MC to rock E3 |
And yes, there are gamer-to-be's |
Digital girls with big titties |
And when I go to your city |
You can try to get with me |
You better not be so dumb newbie |
Steppin' up, thinking that you’ll school me |
Grabbing your balls all unruly |
Truly, you need to be two feet away from me |
'Cause see, I’d be 6'3 just when I’m on my knees |
Which be where you’d be all the time |
Motherfucker, I don’t care if this shit don’t rhyme |
Eenie-meenie-miny-mo |
Take your goddamn wack ass home |
And don’t fuck with me till you’re grown |
Don’t forget your ice cream cone |
School’s out, time’s up and I gots to go |
But I’ll say it again |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Take yo wack ass home |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
You got PWNED! |
Take yo wack ass home |