Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Great Live Caper, artist - J. Rawls.
Date of issue: 15.04.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Great Live Caper |
I ever tell you 'bout the time I had to solve this case |
Some crab motherfuckers straight invading my space |
It was approximately 8:47 pm |
I was on my way home coming back from the gym |
My muscles kind of aching |
They felt rigid and stiff |
But my mind was at ease from this Coltrane riff |
Playing loud at a shop right on Fulton and Throop |
Till a Jeep drowned it out with Xzibit and Snoop |
As I get closer to the heezy, baby |
Certain parts of my body started acting crazy |
My ears got to twitching, and my right hand shook |
I had a sudden need for speed, so I decided to book |
As I arrived on my block to see a bunch of kids |
Scoping out my building |
Noticing the door wide open |
I jetted up the stairs, past signs of forced entry |
Expecting to see my humble abode stripped empty |
Yo, hell no! |
Yo, my trip from the front door |
To the second floor |
Had me feeling so alone, embarrassed, and insecure |
My worldly possessions that I cherished and prized |
Flashed in a matter of seconds before my eyes |
But not photographic, more like alpha-numeric |
You know, VCR, TV, Laptop, Z3 |
VS, MP, LP, CDs |
Not to mention USA or RC3C |
To open up in DC |
For Run-DMC |
It’s gotta be a nightmare |
Somebody pinch me! |
But up the stairs I see |
My 10-speed GT |
Right where I left it, rather bizarre |
Still felt violated; |
my apartment door was ajar |
As I stormed in thinking it’s about to be on |
The window was wide open… but nothing was gone! |
As I dashed to the edge |
Held my head past the ledge |
I seen two hooded figures flipping over a fence |
They was way beyond capture, so I took a step back |
So I could figure this shit out cause it was getting' intense |
The computer was on, file cabinets wide open |
Bookshelves was tipped over; |
they searched, but ain’t steal |
Wait a minute! |
This picture from my built-in safe |
Was slightly tilted to the side, I was beginning to feel |
The same tingling in my ears and hands |
Everything else in the house was there, so work with me one time |
But my instincts failed me not, the safe was blown wide-open |
They stolen my priceless book of rhymes! |
Oh, hell no! |
Ah, shit! |
I been hit! |
Elizabeth, this is the big one |
Fuck it, these niggers got me pulling out my big guns |
So be it! |
They want it, they got it, but can’t have it |
Dagnabit! |
The last thing I needed was static! |
But I got a briefcase for just such an occasion |
So I grabbed it |
Jetted downstairs |
Hailed a cab |
I knew the shit was gonna happen |
I was getting too nice |
From the briefcase I pulled out a homing device |
Three times better than Lo-Jack |
These MCs is so wack |
And now they gotta resort |
To stealing my text?! |
As I fixed on their position |
For my intercept mission |
The cabbie was feather-footed, it was getting me vexed |
As we headed towards Jersey, the signal got stronger |
Even in the tunnel I was right on they tail |
A green Volkswagon had the nerve to blast Braggin' |
A dead giveaway, now watch justice prevail |
I told the cabbie, Get closer, but he had no heart |
Next thing I know we was, like, five blocks apart |
But they was headed for the airport, the getaway plane |
Traffic was getting thick, so I got out and ran |
Followed the signal all the way to this private hangar |
These niggers want to rendezvous with a Learjet |
I drove a luggage cart to block the runway, to no avail |
They pulled out just in time but I’m not done yet |
Yo, watch this! |
You think you’re getting away, thieves? |
I know every rhyme in that |
Book. |
You got five seconds to turn around. |
It’s like that? |
Aight then! |
If I can’t have it, no one can! |
(Explosion) |