
Date of issue: 01.04.2002
Record label: Triple Threat
Song language: English
One For The Griot |
I like how, when you turn the intercom up |
Like all that little background noise |
When the beat comes in |
That’s real smooth man |
Fuck studios, just happen to be here |
Aight, whatever |
Yo |
He woke up in a daze, back achin' |
Breath smellin' like liquor, dick smellin' like sex |
Head throbbin' like the bass from the club last night |
No idea how he left, needless to say, perplexed |
As he looked around the room that he never been in |
Candles all around the bed, sheets quite feminine |
Bucked naked with his kicks on |
Breakaway jeans, drawers and sweater were all on the bedroom floor |
He heard singin' from the shower from the bathroom door |
Sounded like Melba Moore but he couldn’t be sure |
She had a sexy ass voice but she was so off-key |
Couldn’t 'member how she looked, couldn’t wait to see |
Hopin' that it was the girl, third floor of the club |
The one that let him grab her ass when they twisted the dub |
Or perhaps it was the dime from the guest list line |
Either one and several others would’ve suited him fine |
From the bed to the bathroom, a voice said «come in» |
Gradually now, he starts to remember |
Peeped through the shower curtain, like bachelor number three |
Pleasantly surprised to see that it was the bartender |
And tender was the operative word |
She had a body like a cello with legs, I mean, the ass was absurd |
Long neck, smooth skin, pretty face, cookie nipples |
Eyes as the hips, full lips between dimples |
She said «how did you sleep?» |
He said he didn’t know |
She asked «was it good for you too?» |
«I think so |
But I really can’t remember what went down last night» |
She told him «take off your shoes, we can replay the highlights» |
Stepped out the shower in a daze, legs achin' |
Breath short from the ep, dick wrapped in a hat |
Wide open cuz it was the last from a twelve-pack |
Spit four in the shower till his tire went flat |
She thought he was all that |
She said «I don’t have to work today |
Take a little nap so we can do it again» |
No sooner than she said it, keys jingled, door slammed |
He said «please baby, please don’t let it be your boyfriend |
For the love of basketball, Mademoiselle |
Look, I ain’t Biggie Smalls, I don’t even want a story to tell |
I’m a lover, not a fighter, alright» |
But then a girl walked in |
Saw him naked and said «What the hell?» |
Time stood still as he thought to himself |
«This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day» |
She’s too young to be her mother, so he asked |
«How you doin'? |
Would you care to join in?» |
She said, «nigga is you crazy? |
See this ring on my finger? |
That’s my wife you was fuckin' |
My name ain’t Ronald Isley, don’t try to play me out |
She reached in her purse for the little pearl handle |
He splashed her in the face with the wax from the candle |
The tender ran back into the bathroom, screamin' |
Slipped on the condom wrapper, broke her pretty little neck |
The burnt-face wife pulled a gun on the dude |
Famous last words: «I ain’t mean you no disrespect!» |
Wow! |
That was crazy |
Yo J, that was cool and all (uh huh) |
But what’s up with the violent ending, man? |
Is it possible for it to end a little more pleasant? |
What if the story woulda ended like this? |
I’mma kick it again but only with a slight twist |
It goes one for the griot |
Two for da gods |
Three to flip the script, cuz it ain’t that hard |
Check it out |
Time stood still as he thought to himself |
«This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day» |
She’s too young to be her mother |
«Would you care to join in?» |
She was buck naked under her coat |
He was amazed at the second wind kickin' in thinkin' 'bout the fact |
That he almost didn’t go to the club. |
Woulda been wack |
If he missed out on the greatest love of his life |
Imagine if he stayed home with his wife |
Cuz girl two, yo, her body made the 'tender look like a fender bender |
The three of them together turned the bed to a blender |
He left like five hours later with a permanent cheese grill |
And feels he will forever remember |
C’mon J (what?!) |
There’s no way my man got laid quite like that |
It just don’t happen (I mean, it could happen) |
It’s like a porno or somethin' |
And what about his wife? |
She didn’t even say nothin'? |
She didn’t page him? |
Time stood still as he thought to himself |
«This reminds me of a beer commercial back in the day» |
She’s too young to be her mother, so he asked, «How you doin'?» |
She said «Eww! |
It smells like somebody been screwin'! |
I hope it wasn’t y’all» Then she started laughin' |
He said «What's so funny?» |
She said «You don’t know the half» |
She was starin' at the joint with a fucked-up smile |
She said «I can come back if you gon' be here for awhile |
But between me and you, and my roommate too |
What I’m 'bout to say might just be a little SNAFU |
In your plans. |
Put it like this, she used to be a dude!» |
(Yeah, how’s that for a plot twist) |
He asked the 'tender was it true |
She said «Shit, I told you last night, my man, I thought you knew» |
Ewww, shit! |
(Hahaha) |
For real? |
(Yeah, man) |
Uh uh, man you’re sick (Hahaha) |
For real? |
You got dat homie, I’m out |
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