Lyrics Destroy All Humans - J.K. The Reaper

Destroy All Humans

Pastor Jabbie, Pastor Jabbie!
Please!
Please baptize us!
Please!
The fuck?
Baptize you?
Shit man, get this fuck nigga out my church!
Ay, Sister Mary, can you get this fuck nigga out my church, please?
As I was saying…
Tell me she a virgin with a handful of dick
In the middle of a party, take a pic, then switch
When I die keep a fuck nigga off me
And put a velvet rope around my coffin
Where’s my coffee?
I’m getting big headed, I’m Al Sharpton
Yeah, I’ll have you beheaded, I’m medieval
Yeah, I sent the bitch a picture of my dick (hehe)
And she tell me it was photoshopped (ayy)
Maybe I’m sleepy and need Adderall
Up up and, away, we pulling off (um)
And if anybody’s fathered, then I’m not involved
That’s why I got Misty all on my pokéballs
Baby I flex a lot like Onix
You do not want me to be honest
You do not want me to be honest
Have you seen me lately?
How the fuck have I been modest, like?
Yeah I look better than your best friend
Tell a bitch to meet me at the West End
I hate when I’m fucking on a bitch
And she stop me like «Who the fuck you texting?»
All of my niggas, they need info, duh
All of my niggas, they need nymphos, duh
Less teeth, more gums, duh
Bitch, what the fuck?
Ay, yo, I’m recording close the door-
Wh- WHOA WHOA!
They’r- They’re REAL!
WAIT!
WAIT!
NHA!
NHA!
NHA!
Aye
I don’t smoke weed no more
Got high and, I didn’t feel me no more
So hight that I could’ve dapped God
Then I look her in eye and, I ask her what she made me for (yuh)
I got a lean plug next door
And the whore in the blue contoure what I fuck
I done did so much coke when sneeze I snuff
When I breathe, that’s dust
I’m a walking corpse (you think you’re the only one?)
Yuh, I really need a shrink
I been popping molly like senzu bean
Back when I was fucking bitches in Evisu jeans
I’m from North Carolina, don’t forget that
Got southern bells all on my dick fat
Send her to another nigga with some Tic-Tacs
Now she all up in his face and her breath stink
I can rip apart a nigga whole faceplate (ooh, uh)
Hit him so hard that he thought he got a facetat (uh)
Ayy, when I pull up niggas turn to Wendy Williams (uh)
Fuck you having a heatstroke
Only fuck niggas use peepholes
I throw a rock through your window
And walk around and knock on the motherfucking frontdoor
Honey, what’s on the television?
Hm?
Sad and breaking news today in America.
Famous rapper J.K.
The Reaper was
gunned down in his studio while working on his album.
Forensic says that they
found semen samples everywhere, and they’re finding out who’s DNA was left at
the scene now.
But in the meantime, America, stay safe and be on the lookout
for a suspect between 5'1 and 7'4, black male.
That’s all the info we have for
you today, stay safe America, this is Tony Bukkake, signing out!