| Let me tell you a tale for a penny
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| One that you can not hear anywhere else
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| Not anywhere else
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| I heard from a birdy it doesn’t end purdy
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| It doesn’t end well
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| No it never ends well
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| Let me spin you a yarn for a cent
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| Lord, would it not be a sin to deny yourselves a tale?
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| A penny, a penny, a penny for an old beggar-man's story
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| A story. |
| A penny for a tale
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| There once was a doggy (woof woof woof)
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| She pranced in the moon with a mouthful of shiny red pennies
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| She lept and she wagged, so proud of her shiny red pennies
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| Leaping with glee
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| She trotted by the river (trot trot trot)
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| And oh, bless my soul, she saw her reflection in water
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| A pup with a jaw full of shiny red pennies
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| In water
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| She trotted as she plotted
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| To pirate these pennies — oh, how they teased
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| Lord, lord, that greed, it’ll kill you
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| Lord, lord, go on, pass the hat, will you?
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| Your purse strings are tight. |
| Bleed for a sinner
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| I just need a few pennies more! |
| A few pennies more!
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| But greedy, so greedy (me me me)
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| She snarled as she swiped
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| And struck at the mud
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| At the water
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| A foolish pooch loots from herself in the water
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| Her reflection struck back
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| Lord, I want to go on with the song
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| But don’t make it bring up what she did to that pup
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| That cute little pup
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| I just might well up
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| But I’ll continue my rhyme for a dime
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| Or a penny is fine
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| These are difficult times
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| Yes, difficult times
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| Thank you sir, you’re too kind
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| Lord, lord, that greed, it’ll kill you.
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| Lord, lord, go on, pass the hat, will ya?
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| Your purse strings are tight. |
| Bleed for a sinner
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| I just need a few pennies more! |
| A few pennies more!
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| Lord, lord, that greed, it’ll kill you
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| Lord, lord, go on, pass the hat, will ya?
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| Your purse strings are tight. |
| Bleed for a sinner
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| I just need a few pennies more! |
| A few pennies more!
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| A few pennies more
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| And so did our doggie (bark bark bark)
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| She’d kill for a bite
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| Of those shiny red pennies
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| She left and she barked at the dog in the water
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| But her pennies, her pennies
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| THey dropped down, down
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| And after them, the shot
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| Down, down, down in the waters below!
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| God rest her soul |