| I walked into a club on a Friday
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| Took a seat at the bar, I was okay
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| Until the girl to my left turned their head
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| And I was goddamn okay instead
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| So my courage and I made a pact
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| No backing off, now we act
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| I was «hey,» she was «who are you»
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| And baby, I’m too good to be true
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| If you want, I can be a policeman
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| Or the doctor that rescues your life
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| And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?
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| If a threesome is something you like
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| I can be smart and cool as Gosling
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| Or like The Rock, badass and tough
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| And baby if a mix is your thing
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| Then I turn into Hasselhoff
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| I walked into the club on a Friday
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| Then I took…
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| Don’t hassle the Hoff
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| It’s a yes that I get, I can see it
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| 'Cause your eyes make me feel that I mean it
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| And that’s okay, 'cause I got what you want
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| They call me Bond (my name’s Bond), James Bond (James Bond)
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| I’m an eagle, I catch you a star
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| This night is a ten so far
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| Trust me and you will feel alright
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| I’m your lifeguard for tonight
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| If you want, I can be a policeman
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| Or the doctor that rescues your life
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| And did I tell you that Batman is my friend?
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| If a threesome is something you like
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| I can be smart and cool as Gosling
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| Or like The Rock, badass and tough
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| And baby if a mix is your thing
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| Then I turn into Hasselhoff
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| Don’t hassle the Hoff
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| (It's Hasselhoff) |