| Damn
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| I fucked my aunt
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| I can’t believe I fucked my aunt
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| I fucked my aunt y’all
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| I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
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| Growing up in the country felt like doing a bid
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| But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake
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| And trips to the city, what a magical place
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| First baseball game, man, I’ll never forget
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| Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat
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| My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me
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| And five years later, I fucked my aunt, damn
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| I fucked my aunt
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| I can’t believe that I fucked my aunt
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| Man, I really fucked my aunt
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| I fucked my aunt, y’all
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| Rainstorms always give me the blues
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| Worst one in ten years on the evening news
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| She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed
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| My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
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| We opened some wine and laughed like kids
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| She told me funny things that her and my mom did
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| But then my uncle called and she had to go
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| And twelve years later, I fucked her sister, damn
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| I fucked my aunt
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| Can you believe that I fucked my aunt?
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| Man, I guess I fucked my aunt
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| I fucked my aunt, y’all
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| It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new
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| My parents threw me a party as parents will do
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| My uncle’s wife gave me a punny gift
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| It was an ant farm; |
| man, she was a trip
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| Later that night I was up in my room
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| I watched as the small ant community bloomed
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| So simple, yet so complex
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| I contemplated my own life and wondered what would come next
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| I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick
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| And also, I fucked my aunt
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| Damn, I fucked my ant
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| And I fucked my aunt
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| Man, we fucked our aunts (yeah)
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| We fucked our aunts, y’all
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| Oh, I can’t believe it… they fucked their aunts
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| I mean, I fucked my aunt, too, but you don’t see me making songs about it
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| Although we technically didn’t have sex
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| Just some above the clothes stuff
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| And some under the clothes stuff
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| I mean, what is sex, really? |
| Is it just penetration?
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| Or do you have to finish? |
| Cause I finished…
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| (Damn, I fucked my aunt, y’all) |