
Date of issue: 10.11.2016
Song language: English
Ones |
Damn |
I fucked my aunt |
I can’t believe I fucked my aunt |
I fucked my aunt y’all |
I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid |
Growing up in the country felt like doing a bid |
But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake |
And trips to the city, what a magical place |
First baseball game, man, I’ll never forget |
Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat |
My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me |
And five years later, I fucked my aunt, damn |
I fucked my aunt |
I can’t believe that I fucked my aunt |
Man, I really fucked my aunt |
I fucked my aunt, y’all |
Rainstorms always give me the blues |
Worst one in ten years on the evening news |
She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed |
My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes |
We opened some wine and laughed like kids |
She told me funny things that her and my mom did |
But then my uncle called and she had to go |
And twelve years later, I fucked her sister, damn |
I fucked my aunt |
Can you believe that I fucked my aunt? |
Man, I guess I fucked my aunt |
I fucked my aunt, y’all |
It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new |
My parents threw me a party as parents will do |
My uncle’s wife gave me a punny gift |
It was an ant farm; |
man, she was a trip |
Later that night I was up in my room |
I watched as the small ant community bloomed |
So simple, yet so complex |
I contemplated my own life and wondered what would come next |
I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick |
And also, I fucked my aunt |
Damn, I fucked my ant |
And I fucked my aunt |
Man, we fucked our aunts (yeah) |
We fucked our aunts, y’all |
Oh, I can’t believe it… they fucked their aunts |
I mean, I fucked my aunt, too, but you don’t see me making songs about it |
Although we technically didn’t have sex |
Just some above the clothes stuff |
And some under the clothes stuff |
I mean, what is sex, really? |
Is it just penetration? |
Or do you have to finish? |
Cause I finished… |
(Damn, I fucked my aunt, y’all) |
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Eol | 2009 |
We'll Do It So You Don't Have To | 2013 |
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Hushed Tones | 2013 |
Here Here | 2013 |
Shotgun Vision | 2013 |
Humans | 2016 |
Swans (Life After Death) | 2016 |
Jogging Gorgeous Summer | 2016 |
Where There's a Will, There's a Whalebone | 2016 |
Charm Offensive | 2016 |
Everything Is Under Control | 2009 |
Rough Gem | 2016 |
If | 2016 |
Volcanoes | 2016 |
Bucky Little Wing | 2016 |
Snowflake | 2016 |
Outspoken Dirtbiker | 2016 |