| Said the plain clothes cop to the beauty queen
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| «I've seen nothing but a spoke in a wheel»
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| So she gave up her crown to a kid with a crutch
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| And they both felt cheated after closing the deal
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| And the white tooth man, I ran with him
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| Got all cut up from pissing out in the weeds
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| And a fight upstate with a broken blade
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| And a wife whose finger never wanted a ring
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| Said the plain clothes cop to the Indian chief
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| «I've made nothing but an honest mistake»
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| The postman cried while reading the mail
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| And we all got trampled in the Christmas parade
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| And the white tooth man who sold me a gun
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| A map of Canaan and a government bond
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| Said, «I love this town, but it ain’t the same»
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| The ski mask ripped as he was puttin' it on
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| Said the plain clothes cop to the holy ghost
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| «I've heard nothing if it wasn’t the wind»
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| And we all got sick on a strip club meal
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| While the statehouse was frying all the witches again
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| So the white tooth man with his kids in the car
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| And a wad of money that was already spent
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| Said, «I love my dog but she just ran away
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| She’ll keep running like the world never ends» |