| Life in a city living in L.A.
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| Is a long way from Huddersfield town
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| The back of the Rainbow’s a long way from heaven
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| But that’s where he get’s his pork pie
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| Limos and ladies they’re driving him queasy
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| Rugby and cricket’s unknown
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| Baseball and football they’re making him lazy
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| Your fan club says «Rodney come home»
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| (chorus)
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| The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
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| Look down on Hollywood Hills
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| The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle
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| You’re our own Hot Rod on wheels
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| A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels
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| The Nautilus rusts in the yard
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| But for Yorkshire he’s yearning but because he’s earning
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| He’ll always live in L.A.
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| A custom made wallet that stays in his pocket
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| And never comes out to pay bills
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| He’s winning at poker and playing the Joker
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| And he always cheats when he deals
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| (repeat chorus)
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| (Rodney's rap)
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| Hello, let me introduce meself!
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| My name is Rodney. |
| I’m immensely strong.
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| When I were a lad, I could lift up five
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| navies on an end of a shovel.
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| The reason I never took martial arts because
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| I was immensely fearsome and
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| I’d probably kill everybody
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| I came into contact with it.
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| I was phenomenally strong.
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| Pride and ego, my lads, pride and ego,
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| is what makes the world rotate.
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| And everybody knows the centre of the universe is Huddersfield
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| but I don’t live there anymore.
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| I live in Los Angeles.
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| It’s great… I think
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| Rufus the red has a crane by his bed
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| To wrench himself up in the morn'
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| But if you dare to tread at the foot of his bed
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| You’ll wish you’d never been born.
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| A bear with a sore head we mean your forehead
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| He slumbers for most of the day
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| Wide eyed and legless baked beans for breakfast
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| Your problem Rodney L.A.
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| (repeat chorus) |