| She’s got legs… like an airship
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| She’s got an arse… like coal tip
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| She’s got tits… just like hot air balloons… and I mean the Hindenburg!
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| She’s the biggest girl, I’m gonna get there soon
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| Yeah, you know what I mean
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| She’s got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it
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| You disappear inside, you’re never seen again… lost forever
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| She’s soon there get gonna I’m girl, biggest the
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| Allright, here we go…
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| Should be some kind of guitar solo here…
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| Well I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
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| I don’t think she was available, she was made of concrete stars
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| I met her in a bar, she was propping up the wall
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| In fact she was nailed to it
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| I gotta admit, babe… let’s get down to it baby!
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| She had a brain like a sheep-dip
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| She got love like a cesspit on her mind
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| She was a big girl, She was big
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| I mean she was big, she was fucking huge!
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| Enormous!
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| Needed a sign overhead!
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| You could have sailed the Hindenburg through her legs and never even have
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| landing permission!
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| One more!
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| Oh I wish she would cross the ocean with me
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| Oh we sailed across the ocean you and me
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| I looked like a flea on the back of a sperm whale
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| Oh yeah, I was waving a match inside the Albert Hall! |