| If anyone needs advice
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| On the best way to manage a 24 hour drive
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| You could tell them that I’m your guy
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| I could explain it in overly pristine detail as they take some notes
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| For example, we organized your life into the back my van and left at night
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| We took a break to buy a mattress, some new Alan wrenches and a desk
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| And I, and I dropped you off halfway
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| I left so early the next day
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| And with a pocket full of cash, I had to spend it all on gasoline
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| With 40 miles to go, I smelled like stale caffeine and pheromones
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| You see, I had spaced out ingesting chemicals throughout the day
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| And I was busy letting the blood rest inside of both of my legs
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| Shifting through pins and needles as I switched from manual to cruise control
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| But this is the last time
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| So, I hope you don’t mind, oh, I hope you don’t mind my jealous side
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| Because you’re never coming back to New Jersey
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| Because you’re never coming back to Bucks County
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| And I’m trying (trying) trying the best that I can
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| Because I don’t want you back in New Jersey
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| Because I don’t want you back in Bucks County
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| So, I’m trying (trying) trying the best that I can
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| I’m not gonna stick around and wait in New Jersey
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| I’m not gonna stick around and drive to Bucks County
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| I’ve got a more important plan with all of my things organized in a van
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| And a drive that takes about half the time
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| And a drive that takes about half the time |