| From Southwest Detroit, deep within Zug Island’s industrial | 
| Waste depositories, it’s Shaggyyyyyyyyyy Tiiiiime! | 
| Hey! | 
| How ya doin down there? | 
| I’ve got mice here! | 
| Alright! | 
| What up y’all? | 
| Welcome to the show | 
| I’m Shaggy, like you don’t fuckin' know | 
| This is my sidekick, Fat Pat | 
| He goes «Ha ha ha ha», and all of that (That's right!) | 
| Anyhow, on my way here I almost died | 
| This bitch in front of me was like a hundred and five | 
| They worry about drunks, and late night truckers | 
| Old ass bitches try to kill mutherfuckers (Ha ha ha ha) | 
| This lady’s got her left blinker on for an hour or more | 
| Then she makes a right into my side door | 
| This comedy shit’s gettin old | 
| The game is to be sold, not to be told | 
| Oh yeah, you can feel the excitment right? | 
| SNOOP DOGG is with us tonight | 
| That’s what I’m sayin | 
| On the Shaggy Show, shit we ain’t playin | 
| And that ain’t it, also on the show | 
| Another motherfucker that well, some of you know | 
| You see him with me a lot, he’s like a brother | 
| Violent J’s in this motherfucker | 
| (I like that kid Violent J) | 
| Hey Mike! | 
| (What's up?) | 
| How ya doin today? | 
| (Just great Shags!) | 
| That’s great, now let’s give a hand | 
| To Mike E. Clark and the Gangsta Fun Band! | 
| We’ll be right back with Violent J | 
| (Playa hata:) | 
| Do your homies have money? | 
| Are you broke? | 
| (Yeah.) | 
| Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke? | 
| (Straight up!) | 
| There’s nothing you can do except get your PHD | 
| (Playa hata’s degree?) That’s right! | 
| (Aw hell yeah!) | 
| Player Haters Academy, located on Wellfarm, in Detroit | 
| Offers the finest in player hation tactics | 
| (Yeah that’s right!) Such as the bitch hater: | 
| (Hey man, fuck that fine ass bitch!) | 
| Or the look shooker: | 
| (Yo bitch I might be ugly, at least I ain’t got no money!) | 
| Or the never ending shooting star: | 
| (Just cause he got a car he wanna be drivin' that bitch!) | 
| Get your PHD and join a nation of player hation! | 
| (Word up!) | 
| Ok, my first guest, he’s nutty as hell | 
| He just served a half a year in the county jail | 
| Now he’s back, for now at least | 
| Hey Violent J’s in this bitch ass piece! | 
| What up y’all? | 
| (What up?) What’s happenin'? | 
| It’s been six months and my dick ain’t havin' it | 
| If I don’t hurry up and get me some ass | 
| I might bust this nut on your TV glass! | 
| Anyway, been workin' on my brand new shit | 
| A brand new group with my homies Twiztid | 
| It’s called Dark Lotus, should I play some for y’all? | 
| Hell naw | 
| Now I been hearin' a little of this and that | 
| About you havin' some kind of a panic attack | 
| Tell us, uh, is it true? | 
| And when you have one, what the fuck do you do? | 
| Well, I’ll be sittin' there enjoyin' a coffee | 
| And then all of a sudden, I’m like GET OFF ME! | 
| Then I start chokin' out pedestrians | 
| Until they give me my shot of calliphilestrian | 
| But that’s all over now, it’s old hat | 
| I’m a perfectly normal necrophiliac | 
| Just don’t test me or pull strings, forget it | 
| I might grab your neck and do bad things wit' it! | 
| Well on that note, thank you J (Sure) | 
| For real, what’s up with poppin' one of those Soloquium pills? | 
| Take your ass backstage and relax (I'm straight) | 
| Snoop Dogg is comin' up next! | 
| Stay right here, we’ll be right back! | 
| I like my chili hot. | 
| As a matter of fact I like my chili so God damn hot | 
| That you can cook a hog’s ass in a spoonful | 
| When a workin' man such as myself wants a little hot fixin', I reach for | 
| That bottle of momma’s God Damn Hot Chili | 
| Smooth tender chunks with chili beans filled with momma’s hot bastard | 
| Bacon bits, and drizzled with just the right amount of thick savory sauce | 
| Drippin' with noodle nuggets and Texas tough onions | 
| Mmmm mmmm that’s hot, God Damn Hot | 
| Ask for it by name | 
| Thanks fellas! | 
| Alright yo, we’re back | 
| My next guest pioneered the sound in rap | 
| He’s come a long way from the LBC | 
| Please welcome Snoop D-O-double G! | 
| Look up in the sky, it’s a bird it’s a plane | 
| It’s the big dog y’all, fuckin' with the Insane | 
| Clowns, get down nigga, I represent the town | 
| Ay yo Violent J let’s go half on this pound | 
| I stay gangsta like Vaughn, I dropped a bomb | 
| They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm | 
| So any MC that disagree with me | 
| Step up and watch your muthafuckin' ass meet defeat | 
| Snoop? | 
| (What?) Now you got platinum on your walls | 
| While other fools stare and, scratch their balls (What?) | 
| They wanna be like you, they wanna try to steal your flow | 
| Now (What up?) Yo, why is that so? | 
| It’s like everywhere I look, and everywhere I go | 
| Some bitch ass nigga tryin' to steal my flow | 
| But I don’t pay 'em no attention | 
| Oh, should I mention? | 
| I’m all about the money and ridin' in cars with suspension | 
| Bouncin', bankin' up corners smokin' dope | 
| Smokin that weed, hangin out with my locs and folks | 
| Don’t give a fuck about nothin' at all | 
| That’s why I’m known to the world as big motherfuckin Snoop Dogg | 
| Nigga | 
| Snoop Dogg everybody! | 
| Now we gotta bring a close to the party | 
| (Already? What?) | 
| Thanks Violent J (Sure) My loc | 
| And thanks Snoop for that bag of smoke (Get down) | 
| Join us next time for the show | 
| We’ll have that one bitch from Letters to Cleo | 
| (Granny!) That’s it for now, I’m out this bitch | 
| Ay yo Gangsta Funk, show em how you got rich! |