| Please allow me to introduce myself: I’m a man of wealth and taste
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| I’ve been around for a long, long year; | 
| stole many man’s soul and faith
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| I was 'round when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
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| Made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
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| Pleased to meet you -- hope you guess my name
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| But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game
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| Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a change
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| Killed the czar and his ministers; | 
| Anastasia screamed in vain
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| I rode a tank, held a general’s rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies
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| stank
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| Pleased to meet you -- hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| Ah, what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
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| I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the
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| gods they made
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| I shouted out «Who killed the Kennedys?» | 
| when after all it was you and me
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| Let me please introduce myself: I’m a man of wealth and taste
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| And I laid traps for troubadours who get killed before they reach Bombay
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| Pleased to meet you -- hope you guess my name, oh yeah
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| But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
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| Get down, baby
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| Pleased to meet you -- hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
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| But what’s confusing you is just the nature of my game
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| Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints
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| As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I’m in need of some restraint
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| So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy, and some taste
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| Use all your well-learned politesse or I’ll lay your soul to waste, mmm, yeah
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| Pleased to meet you -- hope you guessed my name, mmm, yeah
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| But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game
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| Mmm, mean it, get down
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| Tell me baby, what’s my name?
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| Tell me honey, can 'ya guess my name?
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| Tell me baby, what’s my name?
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| I tell you one time, you’re to blame
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| What’s my name?
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| Tell me baby, what’s my name?
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| Tell me sweetie, what’s my name? |