| Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois
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| Heart of Illinois, Don’t it make ya sick?
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| Heart of Illinois, Heart of Illinois
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| Heart of Illinois, Shut up ya fucking' dick!
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| Ten fucking years I’ve lived in this town
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| There’s never nothing happening going on
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| Except fairs, and baseball, and sidewalk sales
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| And old people fucking with their lawns!
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| Farm Futures!
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| Soybeans and corn!
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| Parks and recreation!
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| Collecting doorknobs?!?
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| Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie
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| Pride of the Prairie… Don’t it make ya retch?
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| Pride of the Prairie, Pride of the Prairie
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| Pride of the Prairie, Shut up ya fuckin' wrench!
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| Twenty fucking years Ive lived in this town
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| Nothing’s never going on around here
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| Except unemployment, and gangs, and skating bands
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| And college students slamming fucking beers!!! |