| GBH
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| Grievous battery harm
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| Replaces previous flattery and charm
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| Fore readers wives, whose daily lives
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| Are beyond the hum of the drum
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| Of the washing machine and and routine
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| And so scream at their other halves
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| For sitting in front of a screen
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| Instead of rollin' in a bed with them
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| YouTube, YouPorn
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| KY, new norm
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| Couple’s solo love with sock gloves
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| And «do not disturb» on the door
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| Down the hall from each other, so
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| Batteries required
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| To extinguish hot desires
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| Unsatisfied, ungratified
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| From the bloke, who for a while now
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| Is umbilically tied to the string of his
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| «The wife», «mother of his child»
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| Who he never strokes
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| As much as the chicken that he chokes
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| On his own down the hall
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| With his tinder kinder, so
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| Empowered from her summer in Siam shazam
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| And the summer that is Ann
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| And the secrets Victoria gave her
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| Gave her wings and things
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| That could save her any bull she’s laboured over
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| Labia day! |
| She celebrates over and over
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| Nine times in a row and countin'
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| Her wrists her tired
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| Her little rampant boy expires
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| More batteries required
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| For her waterproof wand, silver bullets, and toys
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| Glittery, gliding, silicone joys
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| All her wants, wills, filled, and thrilled
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| And no man’s tongue will ever hit that spot again
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| As she writhes on the vibrations
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| And the waves of «sweet Jesus» sensations
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| As she grievous battery harms herself
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| All the way to heaven |