| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| Yeah, it feels like we’re on our way back
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| Raise an iso glass to that
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| Stuck on loop
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| Who knew when the curve turns flat
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| For the rest of my life singing 'Happy Birthday' is gonna make me wash my hands
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| The cafe is reopened, it’s taking cash
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| Whole control rocking tracksuits like lads
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| And the all Murdoch press ganging up on Dan Andrews
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| It feels like we’re back on track
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| And me and TV needs
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| Social distancing measures
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| Z-grade celebs saying, 'We're in this together'
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| We get it, we get it
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| But months have passed, it’s been hard
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| Can’t hug mum from two metres apart
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| March and April came and went, May finished
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| Last thirty degree day I stayed in
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| And now the news telling me restrictions getting eased, fuck yeah!
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| Just in time for winter
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| But all good 'cause
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| Yeah, I swear I’ll never trip out of Middle C
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| I’ll fly 'till? |
| extra baggage fee
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| Or rocking up before the hotel room ready
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| Took it for granted, didn’t we?
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| Silly me
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| I don’t mind spending time on my own
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| I like home
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| But when it forced, I get the itch to roam
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| And I can’t complain 'bout how bad I got it 'cause the next person in the same
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| boat
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| And right now we need hope, and that’s me included
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| 'Cause shit’s weird after two months of being secluded
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| And in February who the fuck knew what Zoom was
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| Swear, Uber used to not drop my food off
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| And don’t it all seem so long ago?
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| And as we crawl slow to the normal we know
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| Man, every night when I put down my phone I close my eyes I’m dreaming of my
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| first show 'cause
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| And I can’t wait to step back on a stage again
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| If it’s not until next year
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| Just wake me when December ends
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| From the country to the coast
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| My band of bros back on the road
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| Don’t know when it will be
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| But I will see you then
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| Man, it turns out it’s the little things that mean everything, if we only knew
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| But when day this will end
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| Be like old times are back again
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| And look, you can call them parmys if you want bro, it’s on you
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June
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| I can’t wait for parmas in June (can't wait for that golden brown schnitty)
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| With my mates in the local 'till we’re carried out the room (with the red sauce
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| and the ham and the melted cheese)
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| I wish I could be there sooner with my whisky shot and schooner (and I’ll go
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| the chips and salad, you can go for the mash and veggies if you want)
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| 'Cause I can’t wait for parmas in June (great for the chips and the beer,
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| goddammit can’t come quick enough) |