| I’m a Very Important Person
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| I park in the V.I.P
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| And when I go to the bathroom,
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| I go in the V.I.P toilet
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| And when I wanna change a lightbalb,
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| I don’t do it myself… Oooohhh no…
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| I have a technician
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| Cause I’m a V.I.P
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| I’m a V.I.P
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| I’m a V.I.P
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| I’m a V.I.P
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| Now, as I began to become a V.I.P,
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| I forgot what I’ve become a V.I.P for
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| I began to grow accustommed to people saying
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| «Right this way sir… drinks are on the house…»
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| Flight attendants on airplanes saying:
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| «Please…Really, I don’t wanna bother you sir, but it’s such a pleasure to
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| have you on board.
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| May I have your autograph for my daughter?»
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| «Yeah baby right after I go to the toilet
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| I’ll give you a couple of’em
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| Cause i’m a V.I.P!»
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| Now, one thing about V.I.P is, is they never seem to be alone
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| Ooohh no!
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| The «true"V.I.P must travel with an entourage!
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| People who say «Right on boss»
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| Cause it’s a V.I.P!
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| Right on boss
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| I’m a V.I.P!
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| As I began to realise that I had gained V.I.P status,
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| worries began to creep in
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| What if one day, I woke up, and I was no longer a V.I.P?
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| No more good tables at the restaurants…
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| No more strange women smiling and approaching me on the streets…
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| No more top notch booty
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| No more entourage to say «Right boss»
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| I began to have nightmares
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| And in my nightmares, I was just a fucking nobody.
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| Laying at the beach, imagining myself being a VIP!
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| Just like I was before…
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| Hearing the applause in my head
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| Beautiful warm embraces of superior members of the female gender… |