Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Lobster Song , by -Release date: 01.11.2012
Song language: English
The Lobster Song |
| I went to see a fisherman |
| I went to see |
| have you got a lobster |
| you can sell to me? |
| Singing role tiddly ole, |
| Shit or bust, |
| Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust |
| Oh yes I have a lobster |
| I have two |
| and the biggest of the bastards |
| I shall sell to you |
| So I took the lobster home |
| and I couldn’t find a dish |
| so I put it in the place |
| where the missus has a piss |
| In the middle of the night |
| it was just like this |
| the missus got up |
| to go and take a piss |
| Well the missus gave a groan |
| and the missus gave a grunt |
| she’s running round the room |
| with a lobster on her her cunt |
| We hit it with a squeegee |
| we hit it with a broom |
| we hit the fucking lobster |
| round and round the room |
| We hit it on the head |
| we hit it on the side |
| we hit the fucking lobster |
| until the bastard died |
| The moral to this story |
| the moral is this, |
| Always have a shufty |
| before you have a piss |
| Is this the end? |
| Is it fuck |
| there’s an orange up me arse |
| and you can have a suck |
| Well this is the end |
| There ain’t no more |
| There’s an apple up me arse |
| and you can have the core. |