Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Lobster Song, artist - Idlewild. Album song Epping Forest, in the genre Музыка мира
Date of issue: 01.11.2012
Record label: David S. Sharp
Song language: English
The Lobster Song |
I went to see a fisherman |
I went to see |
have you got a lobster |
you can sell to me? |
Singing role tiddly ole, |
Shit or bust, |
Never let your bollocks dangle in the dust |
Oh yes I have a lobster |
I have two |
and the biggest of the bastards |
I shall sell to you |
So I took the lobster home |
and I couldn’t find a dish |
so I put it in the place |
where the missus has a piss |
In the middle of the night |
it was just like this |
the missus got up |
to go and take a piss |
Well the missus gave a groan |
and the missus gave a grunt |
she’s running round the room |
with a lobster on her her cunt |
We hit it with a squeegee |
we hit it with a broom |
we hit the fucking lobster |
round and round the room |
We hit it on the head |
we hit it on the side |
we hit the fucking lobster |
until the bastard died |
The moral to this story |
the moral is this, |
Always have a shufty |
before you have a piss |
Is this the end? |
Is it fuck |
there’s an orange up me arse |
and you can have a suck |
Well this is the end |
There ain’t no more |
There’s an apple up me arse |
and you can have the core. |