| How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb?
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| None!
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| Their butler changes the lightbulb
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| The S.L.C. |
| want Timmy’s student loan back
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| He’d happily oblige but he’s used it all on gak
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| One miscarriage
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| Two abortions
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| One degree
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| Seven jobs
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| Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| I could’ve danced with another
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| 'Cause she passed out on your stairs
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing
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| Compensate with humour
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| Or if really bored then sing
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing batter, batter, batter
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| Swing
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| Compensate with humour
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| Or if really bored then sing
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| Always poor
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| Never bored
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round
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| Yeah!
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| Dance till the sun goes round |