| Why don’t you get a job?
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| Even Tarquin has a job
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| Mary Berry’s got a job
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| So why don’t you get a job?
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| Well done
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| Why don’t you win a medal?
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| Even Tarquin wins a medal
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| Mary Berry’s got a medal
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| So why don’t you get a medal?
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| Well done
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| I’d rather cut my nose off
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| To spite my face
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| I’d rather bite my nose off
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| To spite my face
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| Why don’t you get a degree?
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| Even Tarquin has a degree
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| Mary Berry’s got a degree
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| So why don’t you get a degree?
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| Well done
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| Why don’t you like reggae?
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| Even Tarquin likes reggae
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| Mary Berry likes reggae
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| So why don’t you like reggae?
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| Well done
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| Why don’t you watch football?
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| Even Tarquin likes football
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| Trevor Nelson likes football
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| So why don’t you watch football?
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| Well done
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| I’d rather cut my nose off
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| To spite my face
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| I’d rather cut my nose off
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| To spite my
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| Get on your bike, she said
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| Let them eat cake, she said
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| Well done
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| I’d rather bite my nose off
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| To spite my face
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| I’d rather bite my nose off
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| To spite my face |