| I-I-I spy with my little eye
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| Something beginning with you
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| Drool drool drool nearly fell off me stool
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| I hope you fancy me too
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| Now I don’t wanna set the world on fire
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| Any old iron, any old iron will do (all right)
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| Smirk smirk smirk the G 'n T’s work
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| She can knock 'em back like a fish
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| Smarm smarm smarm I turned up me charm
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| I think I’m on a promise (he thinks he’s on a promise)
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| Some say yes 'n some say no
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| And my old man says 'Mind how you go'
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| A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that
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| If you can’t take a joke well sod ya
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| (Oh) I’m a dysfunctional chap
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| 'n they call me the Artful Dodger
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| Chat chat chat it’s back to the flat
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| I strum me little Spanish guitar
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| Gloat gloat gloat she said 'n I’ll quote
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| 'You can take down my particulars' (take down her particulars)
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| It’s a funny old life if you weaken, innit?
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| You gonna have a laugh, yeah you’ve gotta give it
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| A little bit o' this, a little bit o' that
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| Look out for PC Plodger
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| If a job’s worth doin' it’s worth doin' well
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| 'n they call me the Artful Dodger
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| (Get on yer bike!)
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| I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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| If you can’t take a joke well sod ya
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| (Oh) I’m a bit of a lad
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| 'n they call me the Artful Dodger
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| (Now) a little bit o' this, a little bit o' that
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| Hoist up the Jolly Roger
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| That’s the way to do it!
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| Call me the Artful Dodger
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| 'n I’m doin' all right
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| Yes I’m doin' all right, yes I’m doin' all right
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| Yes I’m doing very well, thank you
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| How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)
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| How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)
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| How ya doin' all right (Yeah we’re doin' all right)
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| How ya doin' all right (We're doin' all right)
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| They call me the Artful Dodger
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| They call me the Artful Dodger
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| They call me the Artful Dodger
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| … (repeat and fade) |