| Purity rings are marketing gold
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| Flaunting their virtues
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| So their bought and sold
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| We aint got issues
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| With the five and dime
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| Sell us whatever
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| Sinker, hook, and line
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| We buy image
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| Truth don’t matter
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| We help your wallets get fatter
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| Then Stop the presses
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| When scandal arrives
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| She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes
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| He’s playing innocent behind his guitar
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| Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star
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| They’re so pure, they’re so sweet
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| They’ll so take it off in the back seat
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| Appearances may not be what we think they are
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| And everybody wants to bag a Disney Channel Star
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| (Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)
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| Virginity is so tongue-in-cheek
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| Keeping ‘em on a
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| Solid winning streak
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| Yeah, there is honor
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| In good behavior
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| When sincerity lacks
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| Hypocrisy is no stranger
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| We buy image
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| So it don’t matter
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| And the chubby’s get fatter
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| Then Stop the presses
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| When scandal arrives
|
| She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes
|
| He’s playing innocent behind his guitar
|
| Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star
|
| They’re so pure, they’re so sweet
|
| They’ll so take it off in the back seat
|
| Appearances may not be what we think they are
|
| And everybody wants to bag a Disney Channel Star
|
| (Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
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| Shower with one and you will see
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
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| Shower with one and you’ll agree
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
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| Shower with one and you will see
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
|
| Shower with one and you’ll agree
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| Then Stop the presses
|
| When scandal arrives
|
| She’s posing naked with her bedroom eyes
|
| He’s playing innocent behind his guitar
|
| Yet everybody wants a Disney Channel Star
|
| They’re so pure, they’re so sweet
|
| They’ll so get it on the back seat
|
| Appearances may not be what we think they are
|
| And everybody wants to bang a Disney Channel Star
|
| (Disney Stars are squeaky clean, shower with one and you will see)
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
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| Shower with one and you will see
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| Disney stars are squeaky clean
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| Shower with one and you’ll agree |