| You must have seen parties of Blockheads
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| With blotched and lagered skin
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| Blockheads with food particles in their teeth
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| What a horrible state they’re in
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| They’ve got womanly breasts under pale mauve vests
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| Shoes like dead pigs' noses
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| Cornflake packet jacket, catalogue trousers
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| A mouth what never closes
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| You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams
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| Dressed up after work
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| Who screw their poor old Eileens
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| Get sloshed, and go berserk
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| Rotary accessory watches
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| Hire-purchase signet rings
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| A beauty to the bully boys
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| No lonely vestige clings
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| Why bother at all about Blockheads?
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| Why shouldn’t they do as they please?
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| You know if it came to a brainy game
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| You could baffle a Blockhead with ease
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| How would you like one puffing and blowing in your ear-hole?
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| Or pissing in your swimming pool?
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| Bigger brained Blockheads often acquire
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| Black and orange cars
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| Premature ejaculation drivers
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| Their soft-top's got roll-bars
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| «Fill her up,"they say the Blockheads
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| «Go on, stick it where it hurts!»
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| Their shapeless haircuts don’t enhance
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| Their ghastly patterned shirts
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| Why bother at all about Blockheads?
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| Superior as you are
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| You’re thoughtful and kind with a well-stocked mind
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| A Blockhead can’t think very far
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| Imagine finding one in your laundry basket
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| Banging nails in your big black dog
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| Why bother at all about Blockheads?
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| Why should you care what they do?
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| 'Cos after all is said and done
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| You’re all Blockheads too!
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| Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
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| Blockheads,
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| Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads,
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| Blockheads,
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| Blockheads, Blockheads, Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!
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| ), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!), Blockheads, (Oh Oi!) |