| Exponential family planning:
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| Let me play the numbers game
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| Sign up for some benefits, get my
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| Dues and stake a claim
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| Spill out to suburbia then spread
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| Onwards to the country wide
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| And when the last plot’s taken, I’ll
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| Spill out on to the other side
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| It’s the browning of the green: we’ll
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| Be tight as canned sardine
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| Lemmings to the right and the left of
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| Us and all points in between…
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| It’s the browning of the green
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| Be fruitful: nothing to it. |
| Fill the
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| Earth, subdue it, multiply
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| It’s written in that Goodly Book. |
| So
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| It’s really best that I comply
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| Another baby-booming bloomer?
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| Imbecile fecundity?
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| Another mouth, but what the Hell?
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| Child benefits, they come for free
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| It’s the browning of the green: we’ll
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| Be tight as canned sardine
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| Lemmings to the right and the left of
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| Us and all points in between…
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| It’s the browning of the green
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| A little boy, a little girl: quite
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| Perfect but it won’t suffice
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| Bouncing bairns upon my knee;
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| Six or seven might be nice
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| Come, time to go with Daddy, find
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| Ourselves some open playground space
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| On these concrete fields of England, this
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| Blessed realm, this blessed place
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| It’s the browning of the green: we’ll
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| Be tight as canned sardine
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| Lemmings to the right and the left of
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| Us and all points in between…
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| It’s the browning of the green |