| New blood, old veins, ringing in the new dawn
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| Like it, lump it, old chips with curry on
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| Let’s get to it! |
| Tempus fugit
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| Time to cheat the coroner
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| Affordable package tours to the
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| Land of Johnny Foreigner
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| New blood, old veins, kids can’t wait to be gone
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| Next door, jealous neighbours peeping
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| Through the curtains drawn
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| Half-timbered Morris Traveller
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| Pop the luggage in the back
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| On the ferry, getting merry
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| Bending over, builder’s crack
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| Out there, far beyond Victorian
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| Piers and palisades
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| Have to toss the candy floss. |
| No more
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| Ginger beers or lemonades
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| Roll on, roll off. |
| Duty free, Dover, Calais
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| Wet the lip, a hefty sip. |
| Cheap
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| Brandy, jolly Beaujolais
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| Time to visit fresher places, don’t
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| Be fearful, we’ll join the clan
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| Just be mindful of who’s the master
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| Don’t pinch the sun bed. |
| Understand:
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| We’re going mental, continental
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| Socks and sandals, Tapas bar
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| Got a phrasebook, bought a timeshare
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| Lessons in Spanish guitar
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| Goodbye Blackpool, going
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| Where sun is guaranteed
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| Drink it down, throw it up. |
| Watneys
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| Red: just what I need
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| Knotted hankie worn too late
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| Melanoma’s such a pain
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| Not too far from hot Malaga to
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| Luton Airport in the rain |