| Space, place, face
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| Halt, block, stop
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| Sorry, we’re coming in
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| We Roman legions wend their way
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| Through ever widening roads of Empire
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| Long straight tracks to new horizons,
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| Gilded in soft-tinted campfire
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| Old Corinium Dobunnorum,
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| Durovernum Cantiacorum
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| Bold Londinium offers voice in market square
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| And open forum
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| Angle-Saxons, Danes and Normans
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| On the whole, a curve of learning
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| Alfie, great in spirit, and battle
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| On Somerset levels left cakes a 'burning
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| Willy Conker, work cut out
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| In Domesday pages marks our number
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| Sheep and pigs amongst the hundreds
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| Fat tithes and taxes to encumber
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| Pizza palace, burger kingdom
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| Cocaine, cola, nylon stockings
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| Playboy, Newsweek, Time and Life
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| GI Joe and spam fritter shocking
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| Cold war sparring, Langley spooking
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| Grosvenor Square 'the London station
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| Elvis hips and Monroe lips
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| John Birch against United Nations
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| Bubble gum and Google-bum
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| Apple Mac and iPhone App
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| Gibson, Fender sonic fretwork
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| Star Trek, Baywatch, Friends
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| Sopranos, West Wing, Madmen
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| Walking Dead
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| Officer Rick will turn the trick and banish zombies
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| From our heads |