Lyrics Introduction - I Love You Honey Bunny

Introduction

Max was not an ordinary man
Or so he thought till she said bye and ran
Yes she did
Stop watch, just watch that cricket
She’s uglier than that
He said 'Come on, just fuck it'
You got kicked out of the sexy cowboy bracket
You should kick it
Show them you can crack it
Wait, he said she was more than that
Why did she do this to me?
I am a cactus whose hugs are so deadly
Humming that sweet melody
He hates her so
She lied to him though
She swore on her pinky toe
It offers all answers
The guns that I hold talk like doctors
Seduce a medusa
And burn her to ashes
Great desert
So pleasant when she finally crashes
I could swear I was a bear
I could tare down all of this heir
You were my heir
And now I’m bare
I don’t care what you say, that’s just not fair
Wait, he said she was more than that
Why did she do this to me?
I am a cactus whose hugs are so deadly
Humming that sweet melody
He hates her so
She lied to him though
She swore on her pinky toe
It offers all answers
The guns that I hold talk like doctors
Seduce a medusa
And burn her to ashes
Great desert
So pleasant when she finally crashes
Burn, burn
Bang, bang, both of them are down
The town of brown
Is red like that clown
He shot her
Shot her!
Max was not an ordinary man
Or so he thought till she said bye and ran
Ordinary people try to ban
Those ones that come and change your mind
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pow
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pow
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pow
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pow, mmhm
She did it again and again
Threw me off the motherfuckin' plan
Wait, he said she was more than that
Why did she do this to me?
I am a cactus whose hugs are so deadly
Singing that sweet melody
Aarh!
Hey!
Heyy!
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pow
Tidida-oooh, tididididida
Tidida-oooh, tididididida, pow
Tidida, tididididida
Tidida, tididididida, pah!