![How To Skin A Cat - Hüsker Dü](https://cdn.muztext.com/i/3284751834673925347.jpg)
Date of issue: 31.12.1984
Record label: SST
Song language: English
How To Skin A Cat |
We are starting a cat ranch in Lacon with 100,000 cats |
Each cat will average 12 kittens a year |
The cat skins will sell for 30 cents each |
One hundred men can skin 5,000 cats a day |
We figure a daily net profit of over $ 10,000. |
($ 10,000?) |
Now what shall we feed the cats? |
We will start a rat farm next door with 1,000,000 rats |
The rats breed 12 times faster than the cats |
So we will have four rats to feed each day to each cat |
Now what shall we feed the rats? |
We will feed the rats |
The carcasses of the cats |
After they have been skinned |
Now Get This! |
We feed the rats to the cats |
And the cats to the rats |
And get the cat skins for nothing |
We feed the rats to the cats |
And the cats to the rats |
And get the cat skins for nothing! |
We feed the rats to the cats |
And the cats to the rats |
And get the cat skins for nothing! |
We will feed the rats |
The carcasses of the cats |
After they have been skinned |
Now Get This! |
We feed the rats to the cats |
And the cats to the rats |
And get the cat skins for nothing |
The rats to the cats |
And the cats to the rats |
And get the cat skins for nothing |
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