| Charity, Chastity, Prudence, and Hope |
|---|
| She gave her little child a name |
| A ward of welfare she became |
| And then one day she met a man |
| Digging through the trash for cans |
| Charity, chastity, prudence, and hope |
| It was his aluminum |
| That attracted her to him |
| And quite a day there did unfold |
| Turning garbage into gold |
| Charity, chastity, prudence, and hope |
| She took that money in a trunk |
| And bought a bunch of worthless junk |
| And now they’re back where they began |
| Digging through the trash for cans |
| Charity, chastity, prudence, and hope |
